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**@blizzardofglass**: hello this is urgent you need to gtfo your home
**@SolarWand**: Fucking excuse me??
**@blizzardofglass**: you have less than 30 minutes to pack
**@blizzardofglass**: grab essential electronics clothes food and water run south, the cordon wont stop you they are not there. avoid large streets, try to get to the suburbs before you hear the wail
**@SolarWand**: ?????? The fucking audacity???????????
**@SolarWand**: You piece of shit what the hell do you know about me????? WHY should I trust YOU, especially NOW???
**@blizzardofglass**: the family two stories below you was transferred a week ago. a larva landed three blocks away yesterday, they had to incinerate it right there. your next door neighbor just shot himself.
**@SolarWand**: WHAT THE FUCK
**@SolarWand**: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
**@blizzardofglass**: i can see through compromised computers and cctv cameras
**@blizzardofglass**: please listen to me
**@blizzardofglass**: there is a beast moving from northwest over the highway, it devoured the armor division sent to kill it about an hour ago. you heard the tanks fire and then it stopped and there was a distant wail, and then commandante ordered everyone to stay inside 4 minutes later
**@blizzardofglass**: it will come to your town and it will feast
**@blizzardofglass**: i dont have time to explain everything
**@blizzardofglass**: you are a piece of shit but i still love you
**@blizzardofglass**: i dont want you to die
**@blizzardofglass**: please don't die
**@blizzardofglass**: hello?
**@blizzardofglass**: please listen
**@blizzardofglass**: please listen
**@SolarWand**: FUCK
**@blizzardofglass**: ?
**@SolarWand**: OKAY
**@SolarWand**: OKAY OKAY
**@SolarWand**: FUCK WHAT DO I NEED TO TAKE FUCK
**@blizzardofglass**: warm clothes, first aid, rations, some water, this phone and a powerbank for it, any item that can inconvenience spawn. if you have bleach or any concentrated acids keep a bottle on hand. dont miss when you throw it
**@blizzardofglass**: i'll try to track you but connection is unreliable
**@blizzardofglass**: i'll contact you again as soon as i can. good luck
**@SolarWand**: [message failed to send] Wait, how far do I need to go?
**@SolarWand**: [message failed to send] Hello??
**@SolarWand**: [message failed to send] FUCK
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left: @SolarWand
right: @blizzardofglass
**@SolarWand**: [message failed to send] PLEASE ANSWER
**@SolarWand**: [message failed to send] PLEASE ANSWER
**@SolarWand**: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK
**@blizzardofglass**: continue south, you are still in projected bite radius
**@SolarWand**: THERES A FUCKING THING
**@SolarWand**: ITS STANDING IN THE INTERSECTION I ALMOST RAN INTO IT IM HIDING IN ADJACENT YARD
**@SolarWand**: ITS LIKE A
**@SolarWand**: FUCK I DONT WANT TO
**@SolarWand**: WHAT DO I DO HELP PLEASE
**@blizzardofglass**: has it spotted you yet?
**@SolarWand**: MAYBE???? IDFK HOW THEY WORK
**@blizzardofglass**: has it began singing?
**@SolarWand**: YOU CALL THAT SINGING??
**@blizzardofglass**: has it?
**@SolarWand**: UH no??? It's just sorta gurgling quietly
**@blizzardofglass**: good, that means it's dormant. i see the street is straight and doesnt have cover for you to hide behind hm
**@SolarWand**: Do I NEED to pass it?????
**@blizzardofglass**: unfortunately yes. still 1.5km left and not enough time to circle around
**@blizzardofglass**: i have an idea
**@SolarWand**: AN IDEA?? WTF does that mean here????
**@SolarWand**: Fucking HELLO?
**@SolarWand**: This is literally the WORST time to ghost me again FUCK YOU
**@SolarWand**: OH MY GOD WHY DID I EVEN LISTEN ARGHHHH
**@blizzardofglass**: you need to wait here for 2 more minutes. there will be a car alarm in an alley to northeast, it will stomp over there to investigate. when you hear a human scream, dash across the street. peek corners using a mirror or phone camera from now on.
**@SolarWand**: [message failed to send] you... a human scream?? WHAT THE FUCK?????
**@SolarWand**: [message failed to send] THIS SUCKS THIS SUCKS THIS SUCKS
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**@littlerain**: hello, i wasn't able to reach you until now
**@littlerain**: are you okay?
**@littlerain**: i know your phone is intact, are you there?
**@littlerain**: hello?
**@sowandyMEOW**: inm fychjksing defgd
**@littlerain**: what?
**@sowandyMEOW**: muuy fyvckiong lyngs
**@littlerain**: are you wounded?
**@sowandyMEOW**: mo
**@sowandyMEOW**: *nno
**@littlerain**: good. it bit, i'm sure you heard the sound. avoid looking back. you should move at least a kilometer farther, then rest in one of the houses. they are almost all empty.
**@sowandyMEOW**: why tge fvck are you contacting me throughhj a datiung app now
**@littlerain**: something just hit a datacenter that hosted the matrix instance. i don't know what it is yet, i'll investigate later
**@sowandyMEOW**: imk gnna need some fcukingf explantions
**@littlerain**: i'll give you what i can later. for now, please keep moving before spawn emerge from bitten area.
**@sowandyMEOW**: before WHAT????
**@littlerain**: for the first 48 hours they always stand in lines around the perimeter and
**@littlerain**: actually i dont think i should describe what they do there. make sure you are at least a kilometer away.
**@sowandyMEOW**: im
**@sowandyMEOW**: Is everyone back there jkust. dead?
**@littlerain**: unfortunately, no
**@sowandyMEOW**: [message failed to send] what the FUCK does that mean.
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**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i see you. good choice for a rest. don't forget to block the front door just in case. there is a water tank in the backyard, if i'm not mistaken
*currentuser.username**: What the fuck is this witchcraft???
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: figured out a way to bypass chat app requirement
*currentuser.username**: Why am I able to reply to a disaster alert??
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: it calls back with an sms, so no media attachments. cellular is almost down in your area but there are very few people left so the bandwidth is tolerable
*currentuser.username**: Dude why is this even a UI feature???
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: it's not, i added it
*currentuser.username**: You what
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: also fuck you i'm not a dude
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: definitely not anymore
*currentuser.username**: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SOME SORT OF HACKERMAN WIZARD HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY PHONE
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i am "some sort of hackerman wizard" since 9 days ago
*currentuser.username**: ??????
*currentuser.username**: Where the hell are you even? I thought all of Armenia was toast
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: it very much is
*currentuser.username**: And what does that mean???
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i'm
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: it's hard to explain
*currentuser.username**: Well strain yourself a little, asshole.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i am in a datacenter somewhere around moscow.
*currentuser.username**: ?? How.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: hell do i know
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i also uh
*currentuser.username**: How did you get to Moscow? The borders were closed months ago. You always said you'd never go to Russia again. This doesn't make any fucking sense
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i don't know. i don't remember how i got here. it doesn't make sense to me either.
*currentuser.username**: AND JUST BEING IN A FUCKING DATACENTER DOESNT MAKE YOU A WIZARD
*currentuser.username**: Actually, how the fuck do i know it's you??
*currentuser.username**: Blizz wasn't a wizard, and maybe blizz was an asshole, but he wasn't... they weren't like. WHAT the FUCK was that IDEA with the car alarm?? Did you kill someone to help me run????
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i did.
*currentuser.username**: Yeah no. I don't believe you are blizz. Who the fuck are you?
*currentuser.username**: FUCK YOU. WHO ARE YOU. WHY CAN YOU DO THIS SHIT. WHY DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO BLIZZ' ACCOUNTS.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: answers: i suspect i am blizz; i don't know, it's half-intuitive; i had access because i remembered the password.
*currentuser.username**: "Suspect"? "Half-intuitive"??
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i remember being blizz, i think. it's a bit muddy, but i recall how i almost got my finger cut off at the age of five or where i used to go for walks with my middle school friends or that me and you were planning to make that overly ambitious game together, i think it was called something like "solar rain"?
*currentuser.username**: that
*currentuser.username**: Okay that's
*currentuser.username**: Yes I never told anyone about that one
*currentuser.username**: It would be way too embarassing for both of us, I don't think they'd ever tell anyone about all the stupid corny shit we put in there
*currentuser.username**: But I still don't believe you're them
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i don't believe it either. i don't look like them at all.
*currentuser.username**: ????? bitch WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. SEND A SELFIE OR SOMETHING??
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: a selfie? huh, that would work
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: okay, i took what could be considered a selfie. [link removed]
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: hello?
*currentuser.username**: What the fuck am i looking at.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: me, i think. seen from a cctv camera inside the server room.
*currentuser.username**: What the FUCK is that.
*currentuser.username**: That's not a human
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: yeah.
*currentuser.username**: You're... You're a spawn????
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: maybe. doesn't look anything like mobile types spotted in the wild, and there is no one here who could come in and study me, and as you can see i don't even have eyes of my own.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: the white hanging strands are direct connections to a few of these server racks, and controlling them is kinda like moving hands
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: except the hands have like thousands of fingers and i can grow these fingers longer to connect to more computers and then they grow their own palms with more fingers
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i woke up like this
*currentuser.username**: Fuck you.
*currentuser.username**: I don't believe a word you said. You're not blizz. I don't know who the FUCK you are but that thing wouldn't help a human. You are lying.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i don't want you to die
*currentuser.username**: FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: sure. just please stay quiet and don't do anything stupid
*currentuser.username**: I SAID FUCK OFF
*currentuser.username**: IVE HAD ENOUGH
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**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: are you there? please respond
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: are you there? please respond
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: are you there? please respond
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: are you there? please respond
*currentuser.username**: Piss OFF I was trying to get some rest
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i was worried you'd do something stupid
*currentuser.username**: SOMETHING STUPID. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME LMAOOOO
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: you have a track record. i think am justified in worrying
*currentuser.username**: GOTTA GIVE IT TO YOU YOU'RE A GOOD ACTOR
*currentuser.username**: EXACTLY THE TYPE OF SHIT THEYD SAY WHEN I LOGGED OFF FOR HALF AN HOUR
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: sorry
*currentuser.username**: Jesus FUCK
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i literally can't stop thinking about it right now, i can't do anything until i check
*currentuser.username**: If you keep annoying me i'll smash this phone to bits
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: please don't do that, you need my help to get out safely
*currentuser.username**: As if you care lmao
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i... do? why would i help you if i didn't?
*currentuser.username**: Oh my LORD you lured a fucking spawn directly onto a person and then you pretend you care about this shit
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: they were very likely going to die anyways
*currentuser.username**: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HELPING ME AND NO ONE ELSE?? WHAT DO YOU NEED
*currentuser.username**: WHY DIDNT YOU WARN THE ENTIRE AREA
*currentuser.username**: IF YOU'RE SOME SORT OF DIGITAL GOD WHY DIDNT YOU USE THE PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT SYSTEM OR THE CELL ALERTS
*currentuser.username**: WHY did you do THAT??? I'LL NEVER UNHEAR THAT FUCKING SCREAM IT'S
*currentuser.username**: FUCK
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: the announcement system is analog, and the military blew up some core components before running away
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i only figured out how to break into these cell towers because network guards were down in the panic
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i swear i tried, i sent similar messages to about five thousand residents
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: almost all of them ignored me
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: the person i used as a distraction ignored me. she wasn't running away. she was as good as dead.
*currentuser.username**: You are fucking disgusting. What the fuck do you need from me
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i don't need anything. i want you to be safe. i don't want you to die.
*currentuser.username**: Fuck off.
*currentuser.username**: Actually, maybe you are not lying about that part. We can test you.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: what does that mean?
*currentuser.username**: Shut up
*currentuser.username**: I have an IDEA.
*currentuser.username**: If you send me another message before I decide to talk to you, I'll do SOMETHING STUPID. And I'll send you a selfie too, that would only be fair.
*currentuser.username**: Now go fuck yourself, I'm going to sleep.
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*currentuser.username**: what the fuck was that. whats going on
*currentuser.username**: Hey asshole THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET EXPLODED ANSWER ME
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: will you not hurt yourself if i talk?
*currentuser.username**: What? No of course I fucking won't, what's happening
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: you need to go. something changed in the bite area, spawn are slowly striding out as of 15 minutes ago, you have maybe 50 minutes until one reaches this block
*currentuser.username**: You said they stand and do their thing for 2 days?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: yes it was always 2 days but now its different for some reason
*currentuser.username**: Why wait 15 minutes WHERE DID THE EXPLOSION COME FROM I DON'T SEE ANYTHING MOVING
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: the explosion was me
*currentuser.username**: What.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: you said you were going to do something if i messaged you before you talked so i couldn't message you but needed to get your attention so i found an unattended kamikaze drone and drove it into a building nearby i'm sorry sorry it took so long it was a treaded one
*currentuser.username**: YOU
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: ?
*currentuser.username**: Fuck, you might just be genuine. This is so much like something blizz would pull off it's not even funny.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: please just collect your things and go
*currentuser.username**: On it, shithead. Where to
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: there is a rail terminal in the industrial zone at south-southeast edge of town, personnel already evacuated, you can follow the tracks from there southeast to safe-ish areas
*currentuser.username**: Got it. Anything I should grab from this house?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: search the master bedroom, it *might* contain a gun
*currentuser.username**: The hell am I gonna use it for? Tickling a spawn before it rips me limb to limb?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: not for spawn. military checkpoints on highways out of here are taking civvies out back and shooting them indiscriminately
*currentuser.username**: What the FUCK.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: something is wrong with them, on footage i saw a soldier laughing her lungs out
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: literally
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: the rest just didnt care
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: anyways is the gun there?
*currentuser.username**: The gun case is here but it's empty
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: guess no gun then
*currentuser.username**: Hold on, I just noticed something
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: ?
*currentuser.username**: aaahabhahg
*currentuser.username**: I found the gun
*currentuser.username**: and the owner
*currentuser.username**: I dont wanna touch
*currentuser.username**: it
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: okay, that's fine, please dont look at them
*currentuser.username**: I'm not fucking
*currentuser.username**: I am tired
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i know, but please, you need to go now.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: it's 4km to the station and maybe 25km along the tracks, the first settlement that hasn't been evacuated is a small village, you can take shelter there, it's certainly out of danger for the next few weeks
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i'll track you as best i can. cell service should improve about halfway through. we can get you out, you will live.
*currentuser.username**: Okay
*currentuser.username**: Okay I'm going
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i need to do something else now, i will contact you if anything important changes
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: be safe. stick to cover. good luck
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*currentuser.username**: Hello, are you there?
*currentuser.username**: Blizzy please answer
*currentuser.username**: Please fucking answer
*currentuser.username**: My battery is almost out and there's weird shit on the tracks
*currentuser.username**: Are you mad at the thing I did earlier?
*currentuser.username**: Where the fuck are you
*currentuser.username**: I know I'm a piece of shit please come back
*currentuser.username**: I won't do it again I promise please respond
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: heelllllo
*currentuser.username**: FINALLY OH MY FUCKING WORM YOURE BACK WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ITS BEEN HOURS ITS ALMOST NIGHTTIME
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: youuyb caallled me blizzzzy ag agnbi
*currentuser.username**: WHAT
*currentuser.username**: YEAH I DID WHAT DOES IT MATTER PLEASE YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: tyhhaats soo niuc e iof y
*currentuser.username**: What the fuck is up with you I have a situation here
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: sspomehthing caame in hereee and it hutr m e
*currentuser.username**: Wait what? You said there was no one there
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: it caaame thtoughgh the frontt dor anbd i dddiudnt want to uss eturrets beau i thoug itt was frien
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: it stttuill bvurns so mychhhh
*currentuser.username**: What the fuck was it a spawn???????
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: waasss lik eyo u withtt daaanfglies on itss nec k and a buig thinb bg iun hanfds
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i asskned uigf it was frrie bnvd butt it jusyt keep ggo
*currentuser.username**: FUCK
*currentuser.username**: How bad is it? How bad are you wounded?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: itv ghuyrts a lotg
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i d tonbg know
*currentuser.username**: Please don't fucking tell me you're about to die
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i misyiuoooooooou
*currentuser.username**: NOT THE FUCKING TIME FOR THAT
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: imgf sortryu
*currentuser.username**: FUCK IF YOU DIE WHAT AM I GONNA DO
*currentuser.username**: FUCK
*currentuser.username**: WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT EQUIPPED FOR TWO PILES OF SHIT AT ONCE
*currentuser.username**: FUCKING
*currentuser.username**: OKAY we need to do something
*currentuser.username**: You said it was burning? Did they use fire?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: bbbbadd spuit
*currentuser.username**: What?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: bbAd thing o bn myh skin g iyt buthrns bbut uitts clod
*currentuser.username**: Bad thing on skin, what the fuck does that
*currentuser.username**: SHIT you told me to take an acid bottle against them
*currentuser.username**: Did they pour some caustic shit on you??
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: m,mmaaay vbbhe
*currentuser.username**: Did you get it off?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: itttt sdttiulkll buttrrnss
*currentuser.username**: Of fucking course you did not you don't have hands FUCK
*currentuser.username**: And there is no one else in the data center
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: ammn ii goonna dddiesfsfggyrhb
*currentuser.username**: DONT ASK ME THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WORK
*currentuser.username**: FUCK
*currentuser.username**: HOW the FUCK do you wash something off without hands
*currentuser.username**: UGHHHH
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: hyou aaaree woorriued baout bbmmee
*currentuser.username**: STOP THAT SHIT NOW IS NOT
*currentuser.username**: FUCK HOLD ON I got an idea. Can you turn on the fire suppression system?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: whtt ifs ytjayt
*currentuser.username**: The fucking. Water pipes on the ceiling. They cover you in water if there is a fire.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: ohhhgghhh il;ll loooimnfor themem
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: theeey loooik weirdf
*currentuser.username**: WAIT NO DONT DO IT
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: whhbryy
*currentuser.username**: I just recalled that server rooms don't have water sprinklers. It won't wash off the acid.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: iiiww aant t tio ccrrtty
*currentuser.username**: FUCK Can you move at all?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: aaa llklktiittle bbhit
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: bbbtut iii ccaanantt sseeee
*currentuser.username**: FUCKKKK
*currentuser.username**: OKAY COULD YOU TRY THIS
*currentuser.username**: Check the map of the building, and find the closest room that should have housed people. Then you turn on the fire suppression and crawl there as fast as you can.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: iitiss ss gooo hhaards tto bereaathhe
*currentuser.username**: The offices are more likely to have water based suppression. It will wash off this shit from your skin.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: iiii wwonttn bbe aaabllle tott aaalkt uifgg ij doo iiimnn ssio wweaaj
*currentuser.username**: I KNOW I DONT CARE. GO DO THIS
*currentuser.username**: IF YOU DIE ILL BE REALLY FUCKING MAD
*currentuser.username**: YOU NEED TO GET ME OUT OF HERE STILL
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: aaapl okaa i w wil tttruy
*currentuser.username**: Go NOW
*currentuser.username**: Fuck my phone is at 6% I need to turn it off
*currentuser.username**: Are you gone already?
*currentuser.username**: Hello?
*currentuser.username**: You better not fucking die.
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*currentuser.username**: Fifth time's the charm. Blizz, are you there? There was some juice in the external battery, my phone is at 35%. I don't know where I am, some abandoned huts on a dirt road. I'm gonna turn off my phone in 30 minutes. Please respond.
*currentuser.username**: Nevermind, I'm leaving it on. Please respond.
*currentuser.username**: Maybe I should FUCK I DONT KNOW Please respond.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: hello
*currentuser.username**: OH THANK FUCK you are alive. Did the sprinkler plan work? How do you feel?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: like shit
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i just woke up and i dont remember much
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: but im no longer being gradually dissolved
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: so i assume it did work
*currentuser.username**: YES I AM A GENIUS
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: you are ;-;
*currentuser.username**: Since when did you start using emoticons? Never saw you do that even when you were horny as shit
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: since now, i guess. are you safe?
*currentuser.username**: Yeah I uh. Ran away
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: often a reasonable choice. what was the situation
*currentuser.username**: Fuck I don't even know how to describe it there was like
*currentuser.username**: I followed the tracks for maybe 15 kilometers and everything was fine but in the middle of bumfuck nowhere was a locomotive
*currentuser.username**: The engine was still running
*currentuser.username**: And in front of it there was something on the tracks I
*currentuser.username**: I think it might have been a larva? It was all goopy and stuff and things were growing out of it. Trees and grass around it were fucked up
*currentuser.username**: And it saw me
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: that is REALLY not good.
*currentuser.username**: YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK IT WAS FUCKING HORRIFYING
*currentuser.username**: ITS LIKE IT WAS XRAYING MY FUCKING BRAIN
*currentuser.username**: I ran back to the closest split and hid in that little split man hut with all glass windows
*currentuser.username**: And waited for you to respond
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: did you hear or see anything follow you?
*currentuser.username**: I DONT KNOW IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST I HATE FOREST NOISES EVEN WHEN THERE ARE NO LARVAE
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: sorry
*currentuser.username**: Shut up.
*currentuser.username**: The split also had a dirt road coming off the side so I just walked off because theres no fucking way I'm spending a night on a road with THAT THING
*currentuser.username**: I took some turns in the dusk I think
*currentuser.username**: Now I don't know where I am.
*currentuser.username**: Hello?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: sorry i think i dozed off? i feel really weak.
*currentuser.username**: Blizzy get your shit together and tell me where I am. I will NOT spend another night in the fucking woods I HATE WOODS
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: sorry sorry give me 10 minutes i'll try
*currentuser.username**: Try what?
*currentuser.username**: Taking a quick nap?
*currentuser.username**: Ugh
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: ok im back i uh
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: your signal is weak, something might have taken out closest towers, i can only narrow it down to a 6km wide area. i don't see any buildings marked in there, even on OSM. can you estimate how far you went from the railroad?
*currentuser.username**: No I can't, my heart was feeling like it was going to explode. It was getting dark when I began walking and dark when I barged in here.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: thats not a lot of information
*currentuser.username**: No shit.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i think i found the split you were at, and some dirt roads but i don't know which one you're on. they all lead vaguely east-south-east and bump into different small villages
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: last i checked this area was completely evacuated and there was no reason for military to camp there. you can just keep heading away from the railroad until you get better bearings
*currentuser.username**: Yeah that definitely beats going back or through the forest. What if I bump into another one of these fuckers though?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i don't know
*currentuser.username**: Shit my water is almost out
*currentuser.username**: And phone is down to 18%
*currentuser.username**: I'm moving out and turning it off, see you when I find... anything really
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: wait
*currentuser.username**: What.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i um
*currentuser.username**: You um what?
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: thank you ;w;
*currentuser.username**: Never use emoticons again.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: [message failed to send] sorry i just want to cry so hard i wish i had eyes
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*currentuser.username**: Hey guess what
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: hi wan
*currentuser.username**: You don't fucking get to call me that.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: okay
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: what were you going to say? have you found something
*currentuser.username**: My phone is charging.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: that is very good. i thought there would be no power
*currentuser.username**: There isn't, the powerlines look like something fucking gnawed the poles in half, but there is a diesel generator here.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: did you see any place name plaques?
*currentuser.username**: No, but I counted the houses. 17 in total, 2 barns, a well, field of... something to the north.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i think i know where it is. is the area safe?
*currentuser.username**: Seems so, yeah. A bunch of homes are fortified, including this one, windows are covered with metal sheets. I found a shitty old rifle and some potatoes.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: have you checked the entire property?
*currentuser.username**: This time yes. No one's here. Alive or dead.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i am very happy for you
*currentuser.username**: Jump for joy flesh lump
*currentuser.username**: I'm going to finish cooking this shit, and then I'm going to barricade all doors, hug the gun and SLEEP.
*currentuser.username**: And you better not wake me up unless there is a spawn trying to eat the damn house
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: why the gun?
*currentuser.username**: It's not for them, silly, it's for myself.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: please don't joke about that
*currentuser.username**: What makes you think I'm joking eh?
*currentuser.username**: Thanks to you I heard how people scream when spawn get to them
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i'm sorry
*currentuser.username**: Jesus FUCK you'll never stop repeating this will you
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: what else am i supposed to say?? i can't undo anything
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i know it hurt you and i know it will stay forever
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: what can i even do other than state that i am sorry and i wish i had been better?
*currentuser.username**: Idunno, have you considered just not? If you can't do shit, just swallow it and continue.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i don't remember you being this cruel
*currentuser.username**: I could say the same about you though. You didn't hesitate a second.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i was trying to
*currentuser.username**: Yeah, you were.
**NATIONAL DISASTER ALERT**: i just want you to be okay again
*currentuser.username**: Such a noble goal.
*currentuser.username**: Oh hey, the potatoes are done. Any last words before I fall into a thousand year sleep like a fairy tale princess?
*currentuser.username**: No? Alright. I'm off.